11 reasons why life in the 70’s and 80’s was better than today.
Educating the kids on all they missed out on.
My 13 year old daughter and 17 year old son have it all figured out. They’ve told me as much themselves. Because of that, I take every opportunity to knock them down a peg whenever I can.
Parenting 101.
I don’t build up their self-esteem as much as I manage it. And when I say manage I mean a constant reminder that their shit does in fact stink from time to time.
Parenting 102
The other day I made the egregious mistake of allowing the kids to overhear me telling my wife “Yes, hon, I did ‘tape’ Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”.
“Taped?” they asked. “On what, like an old VCR tape? What are you like 47 years old?”
Fuck right I am you little bastards.
After the tongue lashing they received for disrespecting an elder, I ran off a list of “You think you have it great now in 2019? You should have seen how frickin awesome we had it back in 1982. I almost feel sorry for you “whatever you too young to be a milennial have been categorized as.”
Here is that list:
