I Will Not Stand For This! OR You May Want To Sit Down!
Rob Fischer

I have peed sitting down since the kids were born. Have to be stealth in the middle of the night. I also like to now sneak in a quick read while peeing which can last upwards of 2 minutes if it is a good Entertainment Weekly article.

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