Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Files for Divorce

Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Files for Divorce: Anthony Scaramucci’s wife of three years is reportedly fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump — whom she reportedly despises — and has filed for divorce from the new White House communications director. Rumor has it her attorneys are asking that the country be included in the divorce settlement. Anyway, it might be a good idea for someone to let Ann Coulter know the Mooch is available. Of course, if everything else fails, his boss can always set him up with a couple of hot Russian hookers.

New Drug Approved for Curved Penis Condition: Men with a condition that causes a curvature of the penis now have a drug treatment option that has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. I once knew a guy who had this condition — and, to no one’s surprise, the car he drove was a Bentley.

Trump Once Summoned Priebus and Ordered Him to Kill a Fly: The Washington Post is reporting that President Trump once summoned Chief of Staff Reince Priebus to his office and ordered him to kill a fly that was buzzing around the room. Those present say the situation quickly turned ugly when Reince immediately started swatting Kellyanne with a flyswatter.