CERN Atom Smasher Starts Up After 2-Year Shutdown
CERN Atom Smasher Starts Up After 2-Year Shutdown: Hoping to get a look into the unseen universe of dark matter and dark energy, scientists are beginning to restart the giant CERN atom smasher after a two-year shutdown. Which begs the question, how do they get the atoms smashed? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say with microscopic bottles of Jack Daniels.
Court Rules School Yoga Does Not Violate Religious Freedom: A California court has ruled that yoga classes taught at an elementary school do not violate students’ right to religious freedom, after parents complained Hindu and Buddhist doctrines were being promoted by students learning yoga. Now I don’t know all that much about yoga in the classroom, but I’m willing to bet most students would be all for having yogurt in their classes — especially frozen yogurt with lots of yummy toppings like granola and carob chips.
Woman Arrested for Shopping in the Nude: A woman shocked both shoppers and employees by calmly walking into a lumber store completely nude before being detained by authorities. Store management said they were reasonably OK with her nudity, right up to the point where she attempted to pull out her credit cards.