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Ancient Armenian Winery Found: A UCLA-led team has discovered a 6000-year-old winery in a remote Armenian cave. The wine should be available for purchase at the low, low price of $8.99 a bottle at Trader Joe’s beginning early next week.
University Yoga Class for Disabled Canceled Over British Oppression: Free yoga classes being taught to disabled students at the University of Ottawa are being canceled because student leaders felt that yoga comes from a former British colony which “experienced oppression, cultural genocide and diasporas due to colonialism and western supremacy.” In lieu of yoga, disabled students will instead be offered free yogurt with their choice of two toppings.
Clinton Wins Ironworkers’ Union Endorsement: Adding to her front-runner status in the race for her party’s U.S. presidential nomination, Democrat Hillary Clinton has just won the endorsement of the Ironworkers’ Union. Not to be outdone, the Bernie Sanders’ campaign announced they’ve just received the endorsement of the Carbon-Fiber Workers’ Union.
