Conservative Talkshow Host Shoots-Up Front Page of NY Times
Conservative Talkshow Host Shoots-Up Front Page of NY Times: Conservative talk radio host and RedState.com editor Erick Erickson apparently disagreed with a New York Times front-page gun safety editorial so much that he opened fire on a copy of the newspaper and then posted the pics of it on Twitter. While some mocked him out, those who actually saw the pics admitted that the editorial did appear to have lots of holes in it. In response, religious leaders are saying “our hearts and prayers go out to all the other sections of the newspaper.” Meanwhile, Tea Party members are quick to point out that automatic weapons are our last defense against total defeat in the “War Against Christmas.”
Man Named Bud Weisser Arrested For Trespassing at Budweiser Brewery: Police report that a 19-year-old man named Bud Weisser has been arrested and charged with trespassing and resisting arrest after he broke into the Budweiser brewery in St Louis. Plant managers say the the guy was walking g around like he owned the place. When police finally arrived on the scene, security guards told them “this Bud’s for you.” Even though Mr Weisser is in custody, authorities caution that Sam Adams, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker are still at large.
Kardashians Turn to Social Media to Announce Son’s Birth: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have taken to social media to announce the birth of their new son. No name for the child has been announced, leaving many to wonder if the child will go through life directionless.
