Coyotes Refuse to Leave Brentwood Family’s Pool
Coyotes Refuse to Leave Brentwood Family’s Pool: A Brentwood, California man finally had to call LA County Animal Services after three coyotes were found lounging around the family pool for several days straight, ignoring any effort to get them to leave. Come on folks, we’ve all been warned about not feeding wild animals — so if you’re serving coyotes Patron Cadillac Margaritas by the pool, just what do you expect?
Kasich Claims People Choosing Visiting Ohio Over Maui: In his opening remarks at the Ohio State Fair, Gov. John Kasich told the crowd that Ohio has become cool again and that vacationers are now asking themselves “do I want to go to Maui, or do I want to go to Cleveland?” Vacation in Cleveland? What’s he been smoking? Oh yeah - Maui Waui!
Angry Cow Destroyed After Running Over Officer in Washington: Police are trying to figure out what set off an uncontrollable, angry cow that escaped a county fairgrounds, bowling over its owner and injuring a local police officer, as well as denting several police cars before taking off on a rampage throughout the town of Longview, Washington. Animal Control officers say that while this may not have been classic “Mad Cow,” it was obviously a very “pissed cow.” And while I’m no animal behavioral expert — I would have at least tried to hook it up with some inexpensive anger management classes before putting the beast down.
