Dylan Decides to Accept the Nobel Prize

Dylan Decides to Accept the Nobel Prize: After a long silence on the matter, singer-songwriter Bob Dylan has finally told the Swedish Academy that he will accept the Nobel Prize in Literature. Perhaps he just needed a little time to think it over. Now if I were advising him, I would have told him “don’t think twice, it’s alright.”

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Counterfeit Exercise Equipment Coming from China: Los Angeles prosecutors report that a man has been sentenced to jail for bringing more than 2,000 counterfeit, Chinese-made Ab Circle Pro machines into the United States to sell. City officials warn consumers that any pounds or inches lost using the bogus equipment will not really count.

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Mel Gibson Wants to Put His Anti-Semitic Remarks Behind Him: During an interview promoting his latest film, Mel Gibson complained he’d been hoping he could put his anti-semitic remarks made during a 2006 drunk driving arrest behind him, but people keep bringing it up. Hell, forget the anti-semitism questions, with a picture like that — what we should be asking him is what he plans to do with the prize money should he actually win this year’s Saddam Hussein lookalike contest.