Experts Estimate It Will be 1,500 Years Before Any UFO Contact

Experts Estimate It Will be 1,500 Years Before Any UFO Contact: Scientists say that, based upon their calculations, it’s likely that Earth won’t hear from other life-forms in the universe for at least another 1,500 years. Yea, but what they don’t tell you is that the real reason it’ll take 1500 years is that the aliens are using Verizon — you know the routine — ”Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?” That said, I think its a pretty safe bet to assume that in another 1500 years, the only beings likely to be still alive on Earth will be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, so why worry about it?

Suit Alleges Starbucks Cheats on Milk in Their Lattes: Two California residents are suing Starbucks, alleging that the Seattle-based company deliberately underfills its cafe lattes to only 75% capacity in order to save money on milk. While I don’t condone their actions, is anyone really surprised that a company got caught skimming on skim milk? Isn’t that what its for?

Tony Dow Reunited With His First Car After 51 Years: Tony Dow, who played Wally Cleaver in the iconic 1960’s sitcom Leave it to Beaver, has been reunited with the first car he ever owned — a 1962 Chevrolet Corvair Spyder — when the man he had sold the car to 51-years-ago died and wanted Dow to have it back again. Well that was really nice of him to return the car to Wally, especially when everyone assumed he’d just “leave it to Beaver.”

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