Florida Deputies Say 450-Pound Man Hid Pot Under Fat Rolls
Florida Deputies Say 450-Pound Man Hid Pot Under Fat Rolls: Florida deputies pulled over a 450-pound man for a seat-belt violation only to discover that the man was hiding a large stash of marijuana underneath a huge roll of stomach fat. His lawyer vows to fight the charges, claiming there’s nothing illegal about having a “pot belly.”
Dead Shark Found on NYC Subway: Riders found a dead shark on the New York City N train, leaving officials to ponder just how a shark could have gotten on a NYC subway train. While authorities have yet to identify what type of shark it was — but because its New York City — there’s speculation that it may have been a “loan shark.”
North Korean Leader’s Half Brother Poisoned in Malaysia: Kim Jong Nam, the estranged half brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, was killed at Kuala Lumpur International Airport after reportedly being pricked with poisoned needles by two female agents — who then escaped by taxi. Assassinated by two women? Good grief, they sure have an interesting way of celebrating Valentine’s Day in North Korea. In related news, E! Online just announced “Keeping Up with the Kim Jongs” will lead-off its fall programming. Too soon?