Kellyanne Conway Fabricates Bowling Green Massacre

Kellyanne Conway Fabricates Bowling Green Massacre: In an interview with MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, Presidential advisor Kellyanne Conway fabricated a “Bowling Green massacre” in an attempt to justify Donald Trump’s new immigration ban. Oh sure, the Bowling Green massacre? What crazy stories will these people come up with next — cats in the Westminster Dog Show? Hell, is it any wonder Trump lost the popular vote with so many of his supporters wiped out in the “Bowling Green massacre?”

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Smokeless Tobacco Co Issues Recall Over Metal Fragments: Altria, the company behind popular smokeless tobacco brands such as Skoal, Copenhagen, Cope and Husky, has issued a voluntary recall across six states after consumers complained of sharp metal objects in cans of their product. Only a six state recall? I’m guessing that means everyone else in the other 44 states are OK with chewing shrapnel.

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Texas Boy Finds Rattlesnake in Toilet Bowl: A Texas boy got quite a shock after opening up the toilet bowl and seeing a full grown rattlesnake in there — which then was able to slip out onto the floor before his mom killed it with a garden hoe. You mean a rattlesnake can crawl into your toilet bowl? Guess I don’t know shit about rattlesnakes. This should also serve as a warning for that rattlesnake we have in the White House to keep away from the ho’s while Melania’s off somewhere in New York doing whatever people like her do.