Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate: Kim Kardashian is claiming she has a condition called “placenta accreta,” which makes it dangerous for her to carry another child, so she and Kanye have now hired a surrogate to carry their third child. If I’m correct, I believe “placenta accreta” is Italian for “why should I go through another nine months of carrying a kid when I can just pay someone to do it for me?”

Mice Found Nibbling on Dementia Patient At Nursing Home: A dementia patient in Alberta is being treated for infection after being found with mice nibbling on her face at a long-term care facility. Fortunately, the issue will be resolved soon as a “crazy cat lady” is scheduled to move into the facility later this month.

USGS Accidentally Alerts Earthquake That Hit in 1925: The U.S. Geological Survey accidentally sent out an alert about a 6.8-magnitude earthquake that actually occurred off the coast of Santa Barbara nearly 100 years ago in 1925. To make matters worse, all attempts to inform President Coolidge of the disaster have so far failed.