Most Expensive Margarita Ever Unveiled

Most Expensive Margarita Ever Unveiled: The ritzy London Bar inside the luxury hotel The London NYC, has unveiled a $1,200 cocktail called the “Billionaire Margarita,” to help celebrate National Margarita Day! Now I don’t often drink, but when I do, it’s usually the cheapest wine I can find.

New Book Claims Hitler Had a Micro-Penis: A new book by German professor Peter Fleischmann claims that Hitler not only had only one testicle, but also suffered from hypospadias, a condition that gave him very small genitals — including a micro-penis. If its really true Hitler had a micro-penis, then how could he have possibly become such a big dick-tator?

Historians Say Northern Soldiers Ate Lots of Pork and Beans: Historians say that while in the field, Union soldiers during the Civil War primarily dined on Van Camp’s Pork and Beans and Borden’s condensed milk. Pork and beans and condensed milk? Guess we don’t have to look any further to explain the North’s superior fire power.

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