New Data Shows Americans Still Getting Fatter

New Data Shows Americans Still Getting Fatter: According to a new study, Americans are getting fatter and fatter, with the only state having an obesity rate below 20% being Colorado. Wow, that’s just outrageous. Why the hell aren’t people in surrounding states sharing any of their snacks with the people of Colorado?

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Man Shoots Wife Showing Her Gun Isn’t Loaded: A woman is recovering from a serious gunshot wound to her legs after her husband attempted to demonstrate to her that a 9mm handgun brought into their home by a friend was not loaded. In her husband’s defense, after the gun discharged and shot her in the leg, the weapon really was no longer loaded. So, in some respect, I suppose one could argue the husband was actually half-right. On the other hand, others may argue that it doesn’t matter if the husband was half-right, because the poor wife is half-dead.

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Texas Man Becomes World’s First Trillionare After Bank Error: Texas resident Reggie Theus got the shock of his life after checking his bank account one day only to discover there was a balance of over $4 trillion in it. Oddly enough, for the first time ever, Mr Theus briefly became a man who was in possession of so much wealth, even Republicans were offended.

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