Pilot Charged With Flying Alaska Airlines Plane While Drunk
Pilot Charged With Flying Alaska Airlines Plane While Drunk: Authorities say a Newport Beach airline pilot has been arrested and charged with piloting an Alaska Airlines jet full of passengers while under the influence of alcohol. The FAA says he cut off another plane and was swerving all over the sky. I’m sensing an FWI on his record and mandatory Drunk Flight School.

Monster Winter Storm Batters Eastern Seaboard: A devastatingly powerful winter storm is wrecking havoc across the eastern seaboard, with some areas expecting upwards of 25 inches of snow. LA residents are quick to point out that the east coast isn’t the only place expecting menacing storms, as the greater Los Angeles area has a 20% chance of rain tomorrow. Despite the threat, determined residents are boldly proclaiming “we will survive.”

Kansas Lawmaker Imposes Dress Code on Female Witnesses: A dress code imposed by a Republican Kansas Senate committee chairman that prohibits women testifying on bills from wearing low-cut necklines and miniskirts, but does not include any restrictions on men, is drawing ridicule from female legislators. You know this guy has to be a Republican, because a Democrat would INSIST women wear low-cut necklines and miniskirts.
