Redheaded Donors Turned Away at Danish Sperm Bank

Redheaded Donors Turned Away at Danish Sperm Bank: According to its director, Denmark’s Cryosurgery International Sperm Bank — the world’s largest — is turning away redheaded donors because ‘’there are too many redheaded donors in relation to demand.” Not to be deterred, Denmark’s redheads vow to keep masturbating on.

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Punches Way to Guinness World Record: With a steady beat of jabs, stuntman Ron Sarchian has punched his way into the record books by punching a 100-pound bag for more than 50 hours straight. He punched a bag for fifty hours straight? I hate to judge, but it sounds like someone has some issues.

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Bea Arthur Nude Painting Sells For $1.9 Million: A nude portrait of Bea Arthur from 1991 by artist John Currin has fetched an incredible $1.9 million at Christie’s Auction House. In all due respect, if I had an extra $1.9 million laying around to shell out for a nude painting, I’m not quite sure Bea Arthur would have been my first choice.