Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars
Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars: California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher, who is vice chairman of the Committee on Science, Space and Technology, asked members of a NASA panel this week if there had been ancient civilizations on Mars. Congressman Rohrabacher, don’t you realize that its dumb questions like that which make all the aliens who live on the dark side of the moon wanna mock us out?

Coyotes Said to Be Moving Into Santa Monica: Wildlife officials say coyotes have strayed from their usual comfort zone deep in the Santa Monica Mountains and have set up a new home near the city’s southern border around Ocean Park Boulevard and 25th Street. Yea, well I wish them lots of luck trying to find any parking in that neighborhood.

Judge Halts Auction of Madonna’s Intimate Items: The New York Times reports that a judge has halted an auction featuring 22 items previously belonging to singer Madonna, including a breakup letter from Tupac Shakur, a hairbrush which still contains some of the singer’s hair and a previously worn pair of her underwear — after the singer filed an emergency court order. I don’t know about the other items, but I say its just wrong to try and sell Madonna’s old underwear. Hell, something like that needs to be donated to science.

