San Francisco Experimenting With Urine-Repellant Paint
San Francisco Experimenting With Urine-Repellant Paint: The smell of urine in some areas of San Francisco has become so strong, that the city’s Public Works agency is testing a new pee-repellant paint, so that anyone who urinates on the specially treated walls will get the spray splattered right back onto them.
City officials say the urine smell was getting so bad, they were considering renaming the place San Franpissco. This should come as no surprise, after all, the place is called the “Golden Gate.”
Social scientists say the idea of urine splattering walls could work, but then there’s always the possibility that some people may actually be into that. I guess my first question would be, what color is the paint?
The plan is also strongly opposed by the local “Pee Party” who’ve adopted the slogan “splattery will get you no wear!” And dog owners are expressing concern, asking if they can spray the walls, could fire hydrants be next? City managers say they’re only trying to clean up the streets and not piss anyone off, but as they say “pee-back is a bitch.”
Anyway, because of the urine splattering issue, TripAdvisor is recommending that anyone who plans on drinking during their next trip to San Francisco, it might be a good idea to order a Scotchguard on the rocks!
