Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes
Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes: Conservative CNN contributor Rick Santorum is suggesting that former President Barack Obama is to blame for rising number of anti-Semitic crimes taking place under President Donald Trump. Because nothing makes more sense than white surpremisist, racist, anti-semites looking to a former African American president like Barack Obama for leadership and guidance.

Milo Yiannopoulos Resigns from Breitbart over Pedophilia Remarks: Rightwing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News over comments he made in support of sex between “young boys” and older men. Gee, considering that its Breitbart — instead of resigning, you’d think they’d make him a senior editor or something. Oh wait, he already was.

Seven Earthlike Planets Discovered Orbiting Nearby Star: Researchers announced they’ve found a solar system just 39 light-years away from Earth that contains seven warm, rocky planets in orbit around a red dwarf star. Thirty-nine light years away? Fantastic news! Sounds like we’ve found yet another outpost to spread our “western democracy.” On the other hand, theoretically they’ll soon be receiving the first season of “Jersey Shore.” Expect Earth to be declared an enemy planet full of “bad hombres.”

