Starbucks Opens Cafe Staffed Exclusively By Elderly People

Johnny Robish
Sep 8, 2018 · 2 min read

Starbucks Opens Cafe Staffed Exclusively By Elderly People: Starbucks has opened a cafe in Mexico City that will have an exclusively elderly staff. Ironically, many customers reported that they placed their orders in their 20’s, but by the time they finally received their drinks — they were nearly old enough to work at the Starbucks.

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Gun Owners Much More Likely To Vote Than Non-Gun Owners: University of Kansas researchers analyzed data from the General Social Survey between 1972 through 2012 and found that gun owners are significantly more likely to register and also vote in presidential elections than non-gun owners. Of course, if you’re not a gun owner, you’re probably thinking “oh shoot!”

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One in Five Adults Admit Peeing in Public Pools: According to a recent survey that questioned roughly 1,000 American adults, one in five admitted urinating in public swimming pools. Republicans say this further illustrates why we need to begin issuing vouchers for private pools.

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