Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service

Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service: White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump has chosen to donate his salary for the first quarter of the year — a total of $78,333 — to the National Park Service. So he cuts the Department of Interior budget by $1.5 billion and then donates $78k? I’m no accountant, but that sounds like “Trump change” to me. Please let us know when the check clears. I’ve heard the NBA really likes Trump’s checks because they bounce so well.

Report Says Cases of Pets Ingesting Marijuana Rising: The LA Times is reporting that incidences of pets ingesting marijuana in pot-friendly states is increasing. In the midst of this disturbing news, I’m happy to report that my cat Pikey has been clean and sober for nearly three years and is now helping other troubled cats to lead sober lives.

Jerry Jones Says NFL Should Drop Marijuana Ban: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told a recent meeting of NFL owners that he believes the league should drop its prohibition on marijuana use. Mark my words, if you let Jones and the Cowboys implement this policy, pretty soon just about everyone in the NFL will want to be “keeping up with the Joneses.” And do we really want to replace all the cheerleaders with vending machines on the sidelines?