Two Dark Moons Hiding In The Rings Of Uranus

Two Dark Moons Hiding In The Rings Of Uranus: New analysis of Voyager 2 data from back in 1986, have revealed a pattern which some feel may indicate the presence of a pair of small, dark moons hiding within the rings of Uranus. Guess that explains why I’ve felt so uncomfortable sitting on hard surfaces lately. Its being reported NASA has already decided to name them Hemorrhoids #1 and #2.

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Ecuador Confirms Cutting Julian Assange’s Internet Access: Ecuador has confirmed that it cut off internet access to Julian Assange, the founder of the whistleblowing site WikiLeaks, stating it believed he was using it to interfere in the US presidential election. Why not just transfer his internet service to Charter Communications? Hell, they’re always down anyway.

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Columbus May Not Have Been First to America: A new investigation concluded that Italian explorer John Cabot may have had knowledge of European expeditions to the “New World” which predated Columbus’ 1492 voyage. Researchers say evidence shows earlier expeditions may have actually discovered what is now Cleveland, which would pretty much explain why everyone wanted to keep it quiet.