Verizon’s New Name for AOL-Yahoo is Oath

Verizon’s New Name for AOL-Yahoo is Oath: Now that telecom giant Verizon has purchased Yahoo, their new name for the company — which also includes AOL — will be “Oath.” Yea, and before you think about going to any sites you probably shouldn’t, it might be a good idea to remember that you are under “Oath.” One thing’s for sure, if they run it anything like Yahoo was run, perhaps the name “Oaf” might be a better fit — or even better — “Loath?”

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Study Finds Women Don’t Want to Be Fat: A new study found that 54% of women 18 to 25 say they would rather be hit by a truck than be fat. Of course what these women fail to take into consideration is that fat women can get hit by trucks too.

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Man Wielding Bible and Hammer Tasered by Police: Police used a stun gun to subdue an Oklahoma man wielding a hammer and a Bible at a local trailer park after the man refused to drop the hammer during a fight with another man, claiming he was doing God’s work. Well, Jesus was a carpenter and carpenters use hammers — and while I’m no Biblical scholar — it sounds like this guy really nailed it.

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