White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets
White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets: According to The Wall Street Journal, the White House is considering appointing a legal team to police President Trump’s infamous social media posts as numerous investigations are being launched into White House officials. Yea, and while they’re at it, they might wanna think about adding a few psychiatrists to that team also.
Russians Grow Synthetic Voiceboxes for Human Patients: Doctors in Russia say they have just transplanted the first synthetic voiceboxes into two human patients. Yea, and if the surgery doesn’t work, good luck trying to say anything to complain about it.
Two South Carolina Men Forced Alligator to Drink Beer: Authorities say two South Carolina men face harassment charges after pictures surfaced on social media showing them pouring beer down the throat of an alligator. Local Humane Society officials report that the gator is doing fine and is now in a 12-step program designed especially for crocodilians and, with the help of the program, will take his 90-day sobriety chip in about a week.