YogaWorks Chain to Buy Yoga Tree

YogaWorks Chain to Buy Yoga Tree: Two of the oldest yoga chains in California are planning to join together as Santa Monica-based YogaWorks announced it will buy San Francisco-based Yoga Tree. Ironically, the merger wasn’t received well on Wall Street and ended up creating some downward facing stocks. Critics warn that combining the country’s two biggest yoga chains could very well create an organization that’s too big to Namaste, but others say that would be quite a stretch.

California State Senate Approves Assisted Suicide Bill: The California state senate has approved a bill that would allow terminally ill patients to use a drug cocktail to end their lives. Wow, turns out John Belushi, Jimmy Hendrix and Janis Joplin were way ahead of the curve.

Egg Rationing Hitting Many Areas of the Country: The United States is facing a temporary disruption in its supply of eggs due to the fast spreading Avian flu, causing many supermarkets to begin rationing the amount of eggs people can buy. This is eggsactly what I was afraid would happen, though I hate to even mention it for fear it’ll egg them on. Personally, I believe this whole crises was actually caused by the creeps who abuse eggs — you know who they are — the Eggbeaters.

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