Hi Marko- First off, thanks for reading all my articles, I appreciate that. As for “procrastination,” I went with the definition: “the action of delaying or postponing something.” So when the deputies retreated, they “delayed” or “postponed” dealing with the distraught woman. Just as people dating over lunch then leave and “delay” or “postpone” for 24 hours a decision about a future date. Still, your point is taken, but hopefully you were so woo’d by my cartoons that you overlooked any misuse of the word “procrastination!” As for clickbait, I have fallen down that hole in the past, but consider myself in recovery now! Thanks for reading.