John PassadinoinMuddyUmMy Adventures as a Reluctant Wedding Guest Part IIObservations from a guy with low dance floor expectations6d ago16d ago1
John PassadinoinMuddyUmMy Adventures as a Reluctant Wedding GuestObservations of wedding day protocols and annoyancesJul 183Jul 183
John PassadinoinMuddyUmDear Mr. Spielberg, An Open Letter Regarding Film Trends That Annoy MeAdjustments to character depictions will go a long wayJul 104Jul 104
John PassadinoinMuddyUmSticker Shock: A Comical Journey Into The Rudeness of Price Tag PlacementMy battle with unsightly stickersJul 822Jul 822
John PassadinoinMuddyUmI Got Lost in the Maze That is Home Depot but Lived to Tell This TaleA search for a lock results in surprisesJul 2Jul 2
John PassadinoinMuddyUmRing, Ring, Who’s There? Spam! A Funny Look at The Unending Torrent of Unwanted CallersMy journey with deciphering unknown phone callsJun 285Jun 285
John PassadinoinContemplateAnalyzing Personal Questions: How I Deny I Dared to Fall AsleepHow I field one of life’s most embarrassing questionsJun 2515Jun 2515
Jeff KinginMuddyUmAutocorrect Apologizes for the ApocalypseI’m sorry, but your words really hurt me.Feb 1129Feb 1129
John PassadinoinMuddyUmMy Head Exploded From Customer Service ChatsHow I used superior communications skills to get superiorly frustratedJun 144Jun 144
John PassadinoinMuddyUmHow’s Everyone Doing Tonight? Lousy!Humorous answers to a rock singer’s favorite questionApr 181Apr 181
John PassadinoinThe ShortformHow I Achieved World Peace for a MomentBased on a true storyMay 102May 102
John PassadinoHow to Gain Fake Followers!I foolishly paid an Instagram User $20.00 for three thousand followers recently. But, let’s face it, desperation drove me to the action.May 5, 2023May 5, 2023
John PassadinoinLong. Sweet. Valuable.The Secret Life of 7-Eleven Napkins RevealedHow I learned to appreciate crappy napkinsFeb 15Feb 15
John PassadinoinShort. Sweet. Valuable.Customer Sat Surveys — Oh My!Every company is doing it and a little too much for me.Mar 21Mar 21
John PassadinoinLong. Sweet. Valuable.We Are Family!A satirical look at business marketing of the “family” monikerApr 1Apr 1
John PassadinoinLong. Sweet. Valuable.Dear Email SpammersA fictional and humorous open letter to my tormentersApr 2Apr 2
John PassadinoinThe ShortformExistential Questions on Men’s Clothing ChoicesA humorous story of my clothes shopping journeyApr 51Apr 51
John PassadinoinThe ShortformWhat if you asked ChatGPT to Answer Questions like Biden and Trump?Poking fun at the silly gaffs our presidential candidates sometimes make— via a top ten list (Yes. I wrote them!)Apr 71Apr 71
John PassadinoinILLUMINATIONShocking Confrontation in the SkyA fictional and satiric news story on people behaving badly.Apr 7Apr 7