COVFEFE CARRIER: “Everyone thinks they’re so smart mocking me about my covfefe, but no one even knows what it is, the idiots! You’ll be one of the few in my inner circle who sees and touches my covfefe as you carry it six paces behind me wherever I go. On the first day of your employment, my daughter Ivanka will show you how to make the covfefe wimper with delight. This is an exclusive job that anyone in the country would feel privileged to have, so it’s really more of an honor job than a revenue generator.
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Allan Ishac

Ivanka making covfefe whimper with delight is oddly hot.

NOTE: I wrote this response before my second cup o’joefefe and am not fully coherent.