CORRUPT CONGRESSMEN FETCHER: “I’m doing a great job pushing my incredible agenda through Congress and sometimes I have to move on a dime and get the shady congressmen up to my office without anyone spying on me. That means a runner, someone who can zip down to the Capitol and drag my lackeys back.
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This is the easiest job of them all. You don’t even need to leave the building. I hear they usually congregate near the water coolers and restrooms. Just throw an NRA free membership coupon on the floor and at least 50 can be caught at one time.

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