John Samsonite
Aug 8, 2017 · 1 min read

as long as the author is under 17 years old, there is potential ‘value’ in this post. over 17, none, and it is in fact the expression of maladaptive cognitive behaviors (ie. mental illness). you’re basically telling me the pointless, unproductive, pouty thoughts that consume your mind as if I will find them convincing. you need a good Dad (I assume you do not have one) to gently, lovingly slap you across the face and say, “Knock it off. Now let’s go have a nice meal.”

No one with a good father spends this much time pouting. ←there is a theory you can now test. you’re welcome. i know the results you will get, but you can have fun learning them yourself and feeling like you discovered them. it will raise your self-esteem and help you escape your downward, unhealthy spiral.

Bye!

    John Samsonite

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