A newly married couple set a code word ‘Washing Machine’ for sex. In one night the husband said,”Washing Machine”. Wife replied,”Not tonight sweetheart, I’ve an headache today.” Half an hour passed and the wife felt guilty, so she said,”Washing Machine”. The husband replied,”Too late, it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand!”

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