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the Wonder Woman who introduced me to the world of wonder women. Although we shall return to Lynda from time to time, the screenshots I have lined up are from the 2017 film starring Gal Gadot and Chris Pine, which I finally got around to watching in the summer of 2019 using an Amazon Prime trial, appropriately enough.
Stick them with the pointy end Now that you’re all grown up, better register those hands as lethal weapons If that’s not defensive body language, I don’t know what is All that training in hamster wheels left on the cutting room floor Antiope’s work was never done Good thing she’s just read a 12-volume treatise on the art of bodily pleasure So far this is ticking all the boxes in my fantasy island scenerio Are there any illicit videos from before he made it big, for us to judge for ourselves? Little Steve is very persuasive that way Good writing: he says what we’re all thinking Much of the audience would like to liaise with you, Diana Wait a minute, those don’t look like the bad guys I’m not sure they came with a laugh track, either Looks like we picked the wrong beach to storm So much slo-mo, so little time Consider me well chastised Nothing says #MeToo like a powerful woman in charge of other powerful women suddenly confronted by their first men, now sleeping with the fishes Only for the obligatory singles night of passion Somebody’s playing hard to get and it’s not me Third base can also be satisfying If that’s his orgasm face, he’s a very fine actor indeed That was fast. Are you sure Themyscira isn’t on the isle of Jersey or something? I’m betting the prop master wasn’t even born when those were in fashion There is a suspicious lack of twirling in the current era If this is a movie made by women, we want more of same, please Alternate caption: I’m sure you’re an Amazon at heart, Etta And we love light relief (if I don’t fast forward we’ll be here all day) (flashbacks to the 70s don’t count) The band of sisters who live there might like some light relief too What he heard: “I do” We love a tantalizing backstory explaining a villain’s mask and state of mental health Spoiler alert But first there’s a lot more fighting to get through You Germans, such reliable evil-doers, hard to believe half of Britain will be crying over Brexit My phallic symbol is bigger than yours Funny how that outfit never caught on with the resistance movement Thanks, but I think the new gal’s got this covered It’s CGI, which if you know your Arthur C. Clarke, means it’s close Oh, but being English, there was always a good chance you were going to be a baddie This isn’t in the same universe of filmmaking as Naked, but the pay is much better Have you been talking to my mother? we would achieve box office dominance by capturing cult film lovers and DC Comics fans — would you like to see a Venn diagram? Deserve’s got nothing to do with it But like a sperm, I must complete my mission before la not-so-petite mort Let’s not get too deep here Kindly do not make me complicit in your pop culture homily-making machine I am woman, etc. Bruce Wayne is an available bachelor, isn’t he? The wisdom of Athena… I guess every generation needs a reminder So much world to save, so little time.