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Hey Victoria,

Yes, I’m doing just fine here. About the eyebrow management — I’m glad you asked. I went to the barber — yes, an actual barber — the other day (my wife got me a gift card for Christmas and I just used it). It was really nice. The beer-in-lap while the haircut took place was a classy touch. The conversation was great (we talked about our daughters). But the BEST part was, at the end, he plucked a comb through my eyebrows and gave them a trim. Never had that done before. I felt a sheet of hair fall on my cheeks. It was like a heavy coat had been tossed from my brow. I felt light. Free. Airy. Streamlined. Amazing.

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