Jonathan CarlI’m far too busy to write a humor articleI’ve got meetings. So many meetings. I’m in a meeting right now. This is part of the meeting. You are wasting everyone’s time in this…Jul 8, 2019Jul 8, 2019
Jonathan CarlOther holiday suggestions from straight pride month advocatesInternational Men’s DayJun 24, 2019Jun 24, 2019
Jonathan CarlFor the love of God, tell us how you #DoTheDewHey social media fans! How do you enjoy the bold, refreshing flavor of Mountain Dew? Tell us with the hashtag #DoTheDew! We’re under…Jun 24, 2019Jun 24, 2019
Jonathan CarlThere are 26 very good reasons I Googled “How to murder your wife and get away with it” 26 times…The first time, I was looking for the show How to Get Away with Murder and forgot the name.Apr 5, 2019Apr 5, 2019
Jonathan CarlHi this is Stacy with Comcast, and my pleasure to assist you burns brighter than a thousand sunsToday is a glorious day. To be entrusted with the awesome responsibility of answering your cable and Internet service-based queries ignites…Jun 25, 2018Jun 25, 2018
Jonathan CarlEnjoy your Bitcoin while I hodl this Nolan Ryan gold cardThese days, you can’t get a Starbucks without someone bringing up their Bitcoin. This and other “cryptocurrencies” are the must-have assets…Jun 25, 2018Jun 25, 2018
Jonathan CarlGaslighting or carbon monoxide poisoning?Scenario 1: You’re sitting on the couch watching TV. You hear your wife’s cell phone ring in the other room. A few minutes later, she sits…Jan 1, 2018Jan 1, 2018
Jonathan CarlJoin OKKKCupid, the first dating app exclusively for the alt-rightLet’s face it — modern dating is hard. Everyone’s always so busy, no one wants to commit, not to mention the impending race war. How can…Jan 1, 20181Jan 1, 20181
Jonathan CarlThings I have said about both my dog and the 45th President of the United States– He doesn’t know how to shake. He’s really good at sitting, though. And he just learned how to roll over.Jan 1, 2018Jan 1, 2018