July 24, 2020 Happy July 20, 20, 20, 20, 2020, Fellow Chronologists, Yes, we know today is July 24 because we have peered into the future. “Actual Today”, right here right now in the newsroom, is Monday, July 20, and because of the 20/20/20/20 alignment of the day and the…

July 17, 2020 Happy Nom de Plumes, Fellow Pseudonyms, Staff got off to a roaring start, thanks to effervescent reader Elsa Woodaman, who jumped right in with bubbling insight to last week’s question from TAZZ (Temporary Autonomous Zippy Zone): Why Are We Here if not to extract combustibles from the…

July 10, 2020 Happy Somersaulting, Fellow Gymnasts, Welcome to our Temporary Autonomous Zippy Zone (TAZZ), where time can’t be wasted . . . but energy can. And we suggest you waste some here. In TAZZ, you may become flat overwhelmed with replies to last week’s query into the ever-vexing matter…

July 3, 2020 Happy Upending, Fellow Inversalots, We were just about to connect the dots when this brick-headed dude burst into headquarters like a coked-up Samuel Taylor Coleridge reciting the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, and all the dots scattered like so many beads of mercury. …

June 26, 2020 Happy Whuppinschnappin’, Fellow Whuppinschnappers, Folks from all over obsess over mounting evidence that Grövnschaltz (formerly known as “time”) may be permanently warped, and — like you — they have mixed feelings about it. But then again, they have mixed feelings about everything, so what’s the big deal? …

June 19, 2020 Happy Pouch Stuffing, Fellow Marsupials, Our Content Review Committee notes dryly that in recent weeks we have discussed hair, bricks, whiplash, energy in the universe through the portal of Kansas, time, and more bricks. The Content Review Committee suggests, “Perhaps a unifying theme would help with all…

June 12, 2020 Happy Lumbering Around, Fellow Mammoths, Delicate reader Stew Potts of Pottsville, Pennsylvania, writes in, “Nothing’s like it was in January. Everything is, like, standing still at warp speed. …

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