Jonathan ResendezSpi-Curious with MannersPlease, here’s a prayer with my body. A burpee. Here’s 420 of them. I’m trying to figure this thing out. No drugs or churches to guide…May 28, 2023May 28, 2023
Jonathan ResendezBig Loser VibesI’m not the only man here dreaming of taking a private shower in a clean tub, barefoot. But I bet I’m the only one dreaming of a slightly…May 4, 2023May 4, 2023
Jonathan ResendezHellvenA Texas summer will make a poet out of anyone. The Texas prison system will make poetry out of anything.May 3, 2023May 3, 2023
Jonathan Resendez7 Things I Learned from Writing on Medium for 7 Consecutive DaysThis is not the best platform for “Creative Writing” I’m not sure what is. People come here for productivity and self-improvement. Poetry…Apr 25, 2023Apr 25, 2023
Jonathan ResendezTop 3 Things People Love That I Just Don’t Understand(+ Polite Rebuking of Them)Apr 23, 20231Apr 23, 20231
Jonathan ResendezHow to Stop Being Shocked and Angry All of the TimeToday’s Earth Day and some people don’t give a shit.Apr 23, 2023Apr 23, 2023
Jonathan ResendezRanked Best to Worst: Previews Shown Before Super Mario Bros. MovieThe following movie previews aired before a matinee showing of the Super Mario Bros. Movie in Cedar Park, TX on April 21, 2023.Apr 21, 2023Apr 21, 2023
Jonathan ResendezThe Big Thing About Small ThingsIt’s 8:30 p.m. and I don’t want to write this.Apr 21, 2023Apr 21, 2023
Jonathan ResendezThe Worst Article Available on MediumThis is the worst article currently available on Medium.Apr 19, 2023Apr 19, 2023
Jonathan ResendezThe 2 Rules of Giving and Receiving AdviceAuthor’s note: If you want to skip my intellectual masturbation and get immediately to the piece’s meat and papas, scroll down to the…Apr 18, 2023Apr 18, 2023
