White Nationalist Robocall from the Future

This week I got another robocall from a white nationalist group, this time claiming to be from the year 2029. Seriously. It describes a world where Hillary Clinton’s actions have led to mass starvation and a world government run by the Jews. Either the Alex Jones wing of the far right has gone even further off the deep end, or this is the worst premise for dystopian teen fiction since The Program.

Here’s the audio, and I’ve transcribed it below.

Transcript

This transmission is sent to year 2–0–1–6. It is being transmitted from the year 2–0–2–9.
In order that you can change the events which occur. Hillary Clinton starts World War III, on purpose, to serve her bosses, an international conspiracy of Jews, throughout Western countries, that planned World War III for years.
The population of the Old United States Region is down to 88 million and still dropping from starvation. Hillary blamed the first nuclear strike in America on Arabs, only now we know it was done by Israel together with Jews in the American government — just like 9/11.
In the middle of the war, a biological agent called The Red Plague, wiped out millions. It’s always been blamed on China, but that’s probably a lie too. Most of us live like feudal serfs in designated concentration cities, working in return for nothing more than a housing license and our food rations. A third of all our children are born dead or severely deformed.
With so many hundreds of millions dead in the war, with more suffering, we believed the lie, when they organized a world government from Jerusalem that promised no more war. They blamed the war on nationalism, so now no nation is allowed to have armies anymore. All military bases and weapons are under control of the new world government and Israel. They are used against any country that tries to break free from slavery.
Hillary Clinton starts World War III on purpose.
This transmission is sent to year 2–0–1–6. It is being transmitted from the year 2–0–2–9. If you are hearing this, then there’s still time. Stop Hillary Clinton.