On contemplating releasing an album.

If I made another album,

(Though the notion is absurd)

I’d bestride the tarmacadam

Just in front of Abbey road.

I would make a concept album.

And the concept would be otters.

Otters don’t have many albums

And I’m told by otter spotters

That the otter is forgotten by the men in A & R

So I’d start right at the bottom with an otter and a guitar.

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