On contemplating releasing an album.
If I made another album,
(Though the notion is absurd)
I’d bestride the tarmacadam
Just in front of Abbey road.
I would make a concept album.
And the concept would be otters.
Otters don’t have many albums
And I’m told by otter spotters
That the otter is forgotten by the men in A & R
So I’d start right at the bottom with an otter and a guitar.