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Jon Samp
Coffee lover who writes all over Chicago, IL.
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How to make puns whenever and wherever you want
–and people might start calling you the “punisher”
I have been making puns for the better part of my adult life, and I don’t think I can stop. I’ve asked girls on dates with puns, I’ve used a thesaurus to expand my punning ability, and yes, I have also experienced the social downfalls of punning. The thing is, I didn’t mean to start punning. While “become a barista,” and, “run a half marathon,” are on my “goals” list, punning has never appeared. Becoming “the punisher” was a complete accident.
Jon Samp
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I dislike being a tech-wizard-guru-master
Recently, I noticed there seems to be a universal affinity for making up goofy names to refer to tech-minded people: Tech-guru Web-master…
Jon Samp
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We need a sarcastic typeface, and this is what it should look like
We traded quantity for quality In 1450, Gutenberg invented moveable type and the first westernized printing press.
Jon Samp
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Football’s Pressure Problem
“I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.” ~ Jack Tatum
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