“Marilyn, what drugs are you doing?” “Birth control pills!”

When your friends want a night in drinking wine but you’re feeling energetic:

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When you end up drunk at a McDonald’s at 4am:

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And when you wake up hungover like you’ve never been before:

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When you go to brunch but the line is around the block:

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