Jon WidawskyWe Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night: The Beauty of the 7pm CheerIn one of the most inspiring speeches in movie history, Bill Pullman, as President of the United States, offers an amazing rally cry for…Apr 8, 2020Apr 8, 2020
Jon WidawskyJagged Little Pill: A Play So Bad It Made Me Wish I Was RepublicanHeads up: This Post Contains SpoilersFeb 2, 20203Feb 2, 20203
Jon WidawskyKnicks Fans Think The Team is The Yankees, But They’ve Always Been The MetsSo Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving both chose to not only ignore the Knicks in free agency, but to come to the city and play for the Nets- a…Jul 1, 2019Jul 1, 2019
Jon WidawskyKnowing Absolutely Nothing and Loving It: Why March Madness RulesIn sports fandom, there’s an entire unspoken and implicit manner in which friends speak about sports that can expose someone’s knowledge…Mar 22, 2019Mar 22, 2019
Jon WidawskyWhen a blowjob isn’t a blowjob: The “scandals” of Robert Kraft and Aunt BeckyOur selective outrage in the current culture is beyond reproach- there’s no other way to put it. Quite simply, we love to get mad for no…Mar 15, 2019Mar 15, 2019
Jon Widawsky“The Cool Pope” is Cool No MoreThis morning, Pope Francis accepted the resignation of Archbishop Wuehrl from Washington, who became involved in 2 separate sexual assault…Oct 12, 2018Oct 12, 2018
Jon WidawskyIn His Final Act, T.O. Once Again Proves He and Reality Reside In Different Area CodesTerrell Owens is skipping his Hall of Fame induction ceremony this weekend. Rather than attending the event in Canton, Ohio with the other…Jul 26, 2018Jul 26, 2018
Jon WidawskyOK Soccer- I’m Enjoying the World Cup Now Let’s Americanize the Shit Out of ItI’ve been watching World Cup matches basically every day and I gotta admit, I’m really enjoying it. I have no interest in writing a hit…Jul 2, 2018Jul 2, 2018
Jon WidawskySo, Civil War Could Be a Thing Now?I can’t believe I’m even writing this and it’s not a satirical piece, but I have zero confidence in this country to mend the current…Jun 28, 2018Jun 28, 2018
Jon WidawskyAll the Late Lottery Teams Who Passed on Michael Porter Are MoronsBased on skill alone, Michael Porter Jr. was a consensus top-3 pick in last night’s NBA Draft. Because he was out essentially his entire…Jun 22, 2018Jun 22, 2018