When Mallrats upgrade to employee status, hooking up gets in the way of lunch breaks. Jimmy and Janine work at two neighboring storefronts -- Jimmy at a goth clothing chain and Janine at a popular pretzel maker. Late-night after-work basement gigs and lust-filled corridor kissing fill the time between customers. Feral Funerals is a spicy, emo, rock romance co-written by Jordan Lubov and Ranch Hand.