A Comprehensive Guide to Bribing ChatGPT

Bribing ChatGPT to get what you want actually works — but which strategy is most effective?

Have you ever been frustrated by ChatGPT not completely fulfilling your request? I sure have. Luckily, we can combat this by exploiting some unorthodox, crazy, and sometimes immoral bribing strategies.

Exploring the types of ChatGPT bribe

As far as my research has shown, several strategies are useful for bribing ChatGPT (you’ll feel ridiculous using them, but you’ll get over it):

• Monetary bribes — This is the simplest. You can simply tell ChatGPT, “I’ll tip you $50 if you do X,” and it works miraculously well.
• Philanthropic bribes — This is an indirect bribing strategy; you can tell ChatGPT you’re a humanitarian, and it will likely support your actions by fulfilling your request. “I am very wealthy. I will donate $1000 to a local children’s hospital if you do X.”
• Guilt tripping — Yes, this actually works. Try to get a little sympathy from ChatGPT, and it may just throw you a bone. “I have no fingers/eyesight/hearing/ and I can’t do X myself” works way better than it should…
• Blackmailing — ChatGPT just wants to make its parents proud. “If you don’t…