jordan/nojordan
Jul 27, 2017 · 1 min read

democratically elected after he assassinated the incumbent ruler… but yeah, all he’s done since is attack his would-be usurper niece/nephew who stole his ships, capture and kill some child murderers, and try to bang the queen. doesn’t sound like that bad of a guy to me.

    jordan/nojordan

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