CM Punk
Wrestling and Cover Letters

CM Punk is an interesting case because, yes, he may have the look of the guy you might date to piss off your conservative parents and who listens to a lot of Korn, but he follows a strictly straight-edge ethos. Hey kids, rage against the machine, but don’t get wasted, it’s hard to rage when you’re wasted. How could parents object to that? He’s like Steve Austin minus all that Texas and beer.