Donald Trump’s 2016 Best Music List, with selected comments and call outs.

1. The entire Dances with Wolves soundtrack

(“Very sensual.”)

2. Mambo No 5, by Lou Bega

3. Karaoke versions of 2005 Top 40

(“These are the hits actually, these are very good performances, better actually.”)

4. Donald Trump playing Heart and Soul on a floor model Steinway in a mall piano store

5. That one Andrea Bocelli song

(“Love it, I love it. Are you joking?”)

6. Big Pimpin, Jay Z but it’s the the clean, radio version from like, the edited Wal-Mart release of Vol. 3, Life and Times of S. Carter

7. Lose Yourself, Eminem

8. Tubthumping, Chumbawumba

(“When Melania sings it I make her change it to ‘Donald-boy,’ it saves it, really.”)

9. My Sacrifice, Creed

10. 15 minutes of Donald Trump’s stuttering, tortured picking through Stairway to Heaven on a guitar he “borrowed” from a subway busker on a crowded train in late July.

11. Cross Waters, Ron Morelli

(“Crooked Hillary will say she doesn’t get it (phony and boring), I absolutely get it, I have been getting it all along, all along, from the beginning, I’ve loved everything since Spit, I heard, but also, if you were at Berghain, look, no one else is on that level, my level. She’s a mess.”)

12. That U2 album that Apple put on our phones

13. Somewhere Over the Rainbow, by Brother Iz

(“Braddah”)

14. Macarena, Bayside Boys, just to launch a thousand think pieces.