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Jory John

Rejected Drafts for the Opening Line, “This is Fresh Air, I’m Terry Gross”

“How do you like your air? Do you like it fresh? Of course you do. Hi there, I’m Terry Gross.”

Dec 13, 2016

Rejected Drafts for the Opening Line, “This is Fresh Air, I’m Terry Gross”

Dec 13, 2016

Jory John

Suggestions for Greeting Cards Featuring MULTIPLE SPOILER ALERTS

Front: Roses are red … Inside: … and Rosebud’s a sled.

Dec 12, 2016

Suggestions for Greeting Cards Featuring MULTIPLE SPOILER ALERTS

Dec 12, 2016

Jory John

Lesser Arguments Among Famously Contentious Musical Duos

1/19/1973 Simon: Did you remember to lock the door? Garfunkel: [Checks the lock] Oh … whoops. Sorry about that. Simon: Just try to remember…

Dec 10, 2016

Lesser Arguments Among Famously Contentious Musical Duos

Dec 10, 2016

Jory John

I THINK I’D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD ASTRONAUT

I think I’d make a pretty good astronaut.

Dec 9, 2016

I THINK I’D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD ASTRONAUT

Dec 9, 2016

Jory John

They Said My NPR Pledge-Drive Banter Was a Tad Aggressive

“If you call in and donate $10 right now, you’ll get a brand new NPR tote bag, although I don’t see why we need to be bribing you.”

Dec 8, 2016

Dec 8, 2016

Jory John

I Think My Roommate, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Has Eaten Everything In the House Again

ME: “Hey man.”

Nov 26, 2016

I Think My Roommate, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Has Eaten Everything In the House Again

Nov 26, 2016

Jory John

Suggested Themes for “This American Life” Episodes

Shame Show Stories about people who finally appear on their all-time favorite game shows, only to embarrass themselves and their loved…

Nov 26, 2016

Suggested Themes for “This American Life” Episodes

Nov 26, 2016

Jory John

Jory John

Author of Penguin Problems, The Bad Seed, All my friends are dead, etc. McSweeney's columnist. Cartoonist: https://www.instagram.com/animalsgotproblem

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