Jory JohnRejected Drafts for the Opening Line, “This is Fresh Air, I’m Terry Gross”“How do you like your air? Do you like it fresh? Of course you do. Hi there, I’m Terry Gross.”Dec 13, 2016Dec 13, 2016
Jory JohnSuggestions for Greeting Cards Featuring MULTIPLE SPOILER ALERTSFront: Roses are red … Inside: … and Rosebud’s a sled.Dec 12, 2016Dec 12, 2016
Jory JohnLesser Arguments Among Famously Contentious Musical Duos1/19/1973 Simon: Did you remember to lock the door? Garfunkel: [Checks the lock] Oh … whoops. Sorry about that. Simon: Just try to remember…Dec 10, 2016Dec 10, 2016
Jory JohnI THINK I’D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD ASTRONAUTI think I’d make a pretty good astronaut.Dec 9, 2016Dec 9, 2016
Jory JohnThey Said My NPR Pledge-Drive Banter Was a Tad Aggressive“If you call in and donate $10 right now, you’ll get a brand new NPR tote bag, although I don’t see why we need to be bribing you.”Dec 8, 2016Dec 8, 2016
Jory JohnI Think My Roommate, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Has Eaten Everything In the House AgainME: “Hey man.”Nov 26, 2016Nov 26, 2016
Jory JohnSuggested Themes for “This American Life” EpisodesShame Show Stories about people who finally appear on their all-time favorite game shows, only to embarrass themselves and their loved…Nov 26, 2016Nov 26, 2016