Wow, I didn’t think writers on Medium even had publicists; I thought you got one of those after you leave. Anyway, if you do some digging, like type my name into Google, you’ll find I have a full-time corporate writing gig. I write because unless I can get paid to salsa dance or cook white rice, I suck at everything else, especially publicizing.

I also have 24 followers.

Not 24,000.

Not 2400.

24.

Yeah.

So, if I was Kel Campbell’s publicist, the first thing I would demand she do is fire me. That’s what it means to be a fan.