Why are drugs illegal?

Listen up, here’s the deal. There is some stuff out there that is bad for you.

Yes, it can damage your lungs and your brain. It can also damage tissue and could push you to make bad decisions.

It is stuff that I advice you not to get close to. Just trust me on this one.

There is medical evidence and some very important people in government has said it and have been doing it for a while now.

No wait up, listen because I am not done all right

It is not just that is bad for your body and your brain. Is also bad for your standing in this society.

Yes, your “moral standing” in this society that we call America. Because here we are all good people.

We love Jesus and fear God. Shop on command and pledge alliance. Watch TV and go about our business like if bombing people was all right.

You see that I was not done now.

So there are bad drugs. If you touch them that means that you are a bad person because you want to act stupid.

We don’t want you to act stupid, understand?

So because these drugs will make you do and think shit you don’t want to, we are going to forbid anyone from having those drugs.

Child, grown up, old we don’t care. No matter what, you are not to touch and not even to speak the words that name those drugs.

If you even dare to say the evil word “marijuana” it means you are a bad person because you are using it. And if you use it, that means you are following a criminal behavior and therefore you are a criminal.

It’s all about you, believe me

It is for your own safety that I am hitting you in the head with a nightstick. And punching you in the gut.

These metal handcuffs that are way too tight around your wrists and that are hurting you, is only for your well being as a loving human.

The punches in the face and the cuts, they will heal. They are necessary so that you understand not to do this again.

The jail time with all those rapists, murderers and abusers is so that you understand how bad it is that you have not fully and completely obeyed the government that oh so loves you tons.

It is for you that all this is happening.

You’re welcome — I mean, your welcome.

I told you drugs can mess up with your head and your brain. The dozen hits with the nightstick was not the cause.

It was “hereditary” to have an internal bleeding in your brain due to injuries.

So because you challenge the government that oh loves you so much, it was necessary to put you in a jail and also make sure that it stays on your record because you are a criminal.

Anyone who touches drugs is a criminal.

And that is the reason why, drugs are illegal. Love you tons.

U.S. Government xoxo